if u think my post quality has decreased its bc ive been moving all of my coherent thoughts and reblogs over to @divinepit pls follow that blog for anything nuanced or interesting
who up pondering they vagina
ok since peaky is over im leaving tumblr again, love y’all its been fun
[image description: various tiktok comments.
.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok.'
brooklynbradshaw21: one time i answered the phone by saying "january, february, march... i'm so sorry, i don't know why i did that, how can i help you" and they hung up.
cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store.
eatasslol0: one time i greeted a customer by saying "hello google." it was a bad day.
shaynahicks21: one time a lady told me her last name was "romaine" like the lettuce, so i typed in "lettuce" as her last name... she came back in and laughed at me.
icewater_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive."
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There aren’t any lovely ladies where I live that are hip-hop heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a wife I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Dilla…passing a big ass kush blunt back and forth. I need this in my life.
I’m gonna tell my grandchildren about this post.
i feel like we r really living through the death not only art (a la capitalism) but subcultures and self expression bc like any one person who tries to portray their life and their feelings thru fashion gets immediately sensationalized and everyone is like OMG HOW DO I ACHIEVE THIS AESTHETIC CORE. and its like idk maybe live your own life and develop your own worldview and then see how you feel. like maybe stop just going with the tiktok hivemind idk. and that being said this culture is way too obsessed with individuality and a lot of these "alt" tiktok kids are probably just kids trying to find communities BUT THE PROBLEM IS THESE ARENT EVEN SUBCULTURES ANYMORE like theres no distinct communities bc things come and fall out of trendiness so fucking quick which contradicts the whole fucking point of actual alternative subcultures. its not based on music or interests or activities or ANYTHING its just people trying to look like someone who would be actually interesting and usually failing miserably
like it makes me actually sad bc young people (and everyone but esp these kids) deserve access to Actual communities that will help shape them and online spaces used to be a good resource for that i think but the almost corporate tiktokification of everything to the point where everything reaches everyone immediately has made it soooo much harder. like the way the internet is structured nowadays has become so intentionally* lonely it really makes me upset bc i feel the effects of it too
